Think….(Don’t rush to
look for the answer)

Think !! How you take off the rope and save yourself from the
Think ……………………….. think it strongly…
Don’t peep for the answer ………
THINK lah………………





Smart eh? Kekeke


The 3 Patients

At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining

of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him” What the hell did you do to your back?”

The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club?

Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in

my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife
and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did
not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running
out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at
him, That’s how I strained my back”

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car

wreck. The doctor says “My previous looked bad, but you look

terrible. What the hell happened to you?” He replies, “You know I
have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new
job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out
of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t
believe it but I was hit by a fridge.”

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two

patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened

to you?” “Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd



Chinese Man & His Ferrari

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he

is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of
security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new
Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the
title and everything checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, ‘Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to
borrow $5,000? The Chinese replies: ‘Where else in New York City can I
park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
safely when I return.’


Difference between Girls & Guys Best Friends

Friendship Between Girls:

A woman didn’t come home one night.

The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house

The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Guys:

A man didn’t come home one night.

The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy’s house.

The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends.

Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

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