Why the chicken cross the road?

some authoritative answers to this age-old question!


 The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
 wanted CHANGE!


 My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
 to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other
 side of the road.


 When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross
 the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right
 from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
 deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me…….


 The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must
 first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes
 after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is
 help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’
 problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.


 Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
 wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
 from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to
 give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
 live his life like the rest of the chickens.


 We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
 know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
 either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.


 Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
 the chicken crossing the road…


 We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
 allowed to have access to the other side of the road.


 Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
 It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s
 intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.


 That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his
 eyes and the way he walks.


 To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.


 No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
 standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price
 dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider


 Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
 chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.


 To die in the rain. Alone.


 In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
 the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.


 Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
 chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
 experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life
 long dream of crossing the road.


 It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


 Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.


 I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
 will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
 Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform
 much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^(C%
………. reboot.


 Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the


 I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of


 I invented the chicken!


 Did I miss one?


 Where’s my gun?


 Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens!

 And now, the local version (for Singapore & Malaysia):

 LEE KUAN YEW (Former Prime Minister Singapore):

 We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions.  All
 should be able to cross safely to the other side.

 LEE HSIEN LOONG (Current Prime Minister Singapore):

 Gantry points have been set up.  All chickens wanting to cross the
 are advised to top up their cash cards first.

 ABDULLAH BADAWI (Current Prime Minister Malaysia):

 We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road,
 do not. …….. Zzzzzz …….zzzzzz ……. Now what were we talking
 about? Ah yes, chickens.  We will form a Royal Commission to decide
 whether it is right for them to cross the road.

 MAHATHIR (Former Prime Minister Malaysia):

 Now even the non-bumi chickens want to cross the road?  How can they
 disrespect and disregard the bumi chickens?  We must be allowed to
cross over first.  It is our right!

 ANWAR (Opposition party leader Malaysia):

 We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.

SAMY VELLU (Former Minister of Works Malaysia):

 After we have erected the toll booths, all chickens are free to cross the

looks like a chicken, it sounds like a chicken, but it is not a
chicken. Correct correct correct!


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