Random Reflections, SocioPolitics

The birth of the new Malaysia Today

The controversial alternative news portal headed by Raja Petra Kamarudin, Malaysia Today, was blocked by all 21 Internet Service Providers (ISP) in Malaysia. Apparently it was by the order of Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission (MCMC), who claimed that postings in MT contain seditious and inflammatory statements.

So, the government is getting desperate after losing big time at Permatang Pauh. They are breaking their own promise of no Internet censorship, which they made when they set up the Malaysian cyber laws (MSC Bill of Guarantee).

But….yeh, yeh, kita sudah menang! Umno and Barisan Nasional dah kalah! Malaysia Today may be ‘dead’. But the son of Malaysia Today is not dead. It is alive. It is not only alive but it is also raging mad. And the son of Malaysia Today is going to continue the fight just as Malaysia Today continued the fight on 13 August 2004, which was started by the Reformasi movement in September 1998.

Raja Petra Kamarudin no longer owns Malaysia Today. Raja Petra may have started the original Malaysia Today. But he does not own it any more. Malaysia Today has been replaced by the son of Malaysia Today. And the son of Malaysia Today is owned by the people of Malaysia. The people of Malaysia are keeping the son of Malaysia Today going. It is now called MT Harapan Malaysia and you can access it at www.mt.harapanmalaysia.com.

Spread this message far and wide. Tell all your friends and family that Malaysia Today
has died. It died at 6.00pm on 26 August 2008, the time and day that
Anwar Ibrahim won the Permatang Pauh by-election with historic results
and which has now triggered his march to Putrajaya. But also tell your
friends and family that the son of Malaysia Today has taken over the fight of its father. And this son is called mt.harapanmalaysia.com.
Also tell them that the fight is going to get fiercer. The son wants to
avenge the death of its father. And don’t forget to also gloat to your
friends and family: yeh, yeh, kita menang!

*some parts of this article is taken from mt.harapanmalaysia.com*

Advertisements
Standard
Reviews

Wanted: Best Satay in KL!

 Anybody recognize the satay seller in the photo below?

His satay was simply wonderful, definitely one of the best I’ve ever tasted. Certainly much better than the famous Haji Saimuri’s of Kajang. It was during one of the Civic Club’s gathering where I discovered this gem. I even had a small talk with the satay man and he mentioned that his stall/restaurant is located at Kampung Pandan, near a abandoned apartment construction site. I think he also got a stall somewhere in Kampung Baru?

I make a terrible unforgiveable mistake of not asking for his contact number that day!! And when I asked the guy that hired him for catering satay that day, he couldn’t find his contact number anymore.

I am craving for the satay for the past one month. Tried to appease the craving by having dozens of the great satay at Peel Road but to no avail. I got so desperate that last night I drove to Kampung Pandan alone, blindly trying to find the satay but when home disappointed.

So please, if you do know where to find him do let me know ASAP!!!

PLEASEEEEEEEEE………………

Standard
Jokes

Man vs Woman – Eternal Battle

Wife:
‘What are you doing?’

妻:你在作什麼啊?
Husband : Nothing.

夫:沒作什麼。
Wife : ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’

妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。
Husband : ‘I was looking for the expiry date.’

夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
———————————————————————–

Wife : ‘Do you want dinner?’

妻:要吃晚餐嗎?
Husband : ‘Sure! What are my choices?’

夫:當然!我可以選擇嗎?
Wife : ‘Yes or no.’

妻:要或不要。
———————————————————————–

Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?’

妻:為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡?
Hubby: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.’

夫:當問題發生時,不管有多困難,我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!’

妻:你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊!
Hubby: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be
greater than this one?’

夫:是啊!望著妳的照片我問自己,還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢?
———————————————————————–

Stress Reliever Girl: ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.’

女孩:婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾,以減輕你的負擔。
Boy: ‘It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or
troubles.’

男孩:親愛的,妳真體貼,但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
Girl: ‘Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.’

女孩:哦?那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
———————————————————————–

Son: ‘ Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up
my seat to a lady.’

子:今早我和爹地一起搭車,他要我讓座給一位女士。
Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’

母:嗯,你這麼做是對的。
Son: ‘But mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.’

子:但是,媽,我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
_____________________________________________________________


A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father
hadn’t left me a fortune?’

一位新婚的先生問他太太:如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我,你會嫁給我嗎?
‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE!’

女人溫柔的答道:親愛的,不管是誰留下財產給你,我都會嫁給你的。


———————————————————————–

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever .

女孩對著男友說:吻我一下,我就永遠屬於你了。
The guy replies: ‘Thanks for the early warning.’

男孩回道:謝謝您提早警告我。
———————————————————————–

A wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my
sexy body?’

妻問夫:你最喜歡我哪一點?我美麗的臉龐,還是我性感的軀體?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humor.’

他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍,回道:我喜歡你的幽默感

Standard